New Bad Lines

Baby your like KFC, finger lickin good

I'm the bisquit you're the gravy and i wanna sop you up

I bet your like M&M's, melt in your mouth not in your hands

Are you from Tennesee, cause your the only ten I see

Hey baby want to make an easy fifty bucks?

I've gotta thirst baby, and you smell like my gatorade

Wanna see my hard drive? i promise it isn't 3.5 " and it ain't floppy

and finally....

you know how htey sat skin is the largest organ? well... not in my case

joylovefaith joylovefaith
31-35, F
4 Responses Feb 23, 2009

Whoa, some bad 1s here! Lol!

"Do you know how much polar bears weigh?" "Enough to break the ice." -_-

As bad as those are... at least they tried to be funny (even if regurgitating tired, pathetic lines). <br />
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Last week some guy who was stumbling drunk approaches me while playing pool with my boyfriend standing RIGHT NEXT TO ME and asks "Can I hit on you?" as he nearly fell on me.<br />
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When I said, "No, I have a boyfriend and he's right here" he then went on to tell my bf that I was a "fine *** heina."<br />
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I wonder how this person EVER gets girls. Seriously, who would find that appealing?!?!

Baby I'm no Fred flinstone but I could make your Bedrock...