The Most Evil Of All

all fear me for i am the worst of all ......for i am THE MIGHTY TURD MUHAHAHAHAHA
CaptainJackass CaptainJackass
22-25, M
3 Responses Aug 4, 2010

Hello....little man...I am....what is known in folklore as...a Walkengeist. The geist is german for ghost..and the Walken part is self explainitory. I feed off fear.

I am the Great Mighty Poo<br />
and I'm going to throw my **** at you.<br />
A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish.<br />
How about some scat, you little ****? <br />
Do you really think you'll survive in here?<br />
You don't seem to know which creek you're in.<br />
Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear.<br />
How d'you think I keep this lovely grin?