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You Are The Breaker of Blogthings

You are ******* amazing. You communicate well, and you connect with other people in the sack easily.
You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind like God ******* on the Garden of Eden.
A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable.

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic "Type Z" personality.

You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. Billy Idol wrote songs about you.
You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense.
You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble in bed. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun.

Forget what it says in the last paragraph, you are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow.
You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily.
Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is.
You tell them: "A massive penis."

You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life.
You are solid and dependable in bed. More loyal than Lassie, people can count on you.
At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself.

Again, **** the previous two paragraphs. You are very hyper. You never slow down, even when it's killing you.
You're the type of person who can, and will rock and roll all night and party every day.
Your energy is definitely a magnet for those around you. People are addicted to your vibe. And your penis.

You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.
You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts of gay unicorns galumphing amongst the tresses and trollops of Candy Mountain.
You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy, but that may just be the hallucinogenic drugs. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.

You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, strong, and salubrious.
You have the whole world in your hand, and can influence almost everyone you know.
You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. In fact, you rarely do; because they're just stupid **** heads. And you're a god.

Aside from your ruthless exterior, you are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone. Including the helpless little **** heads.

You work hard to rock the boat. And rock it you do. With a vengeance. Your easy going attitude brings people together in…well, you know.

You are incredibly sexy and sensual. Hugh Hefner wants you to star in his next film.
You have an unquenchable desire. You **** the **** out of bears.
You make love like an eagle falling out of the sky.
You are so amazing, even Blogthings has problems describing your excellence.

zeligocity zeligocity
22-25, M
15 Responses Feb 12, 2009

"you frighten children and small animals"<br />
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Do you even read some of the stupid tripe they pass as bullshit? Not even Hellen Keller could bear to look at a computer screen filled with such nonsense.

I said Blogthings' reputation for handing out BS is well deserved...how is that a defense? =P

Well-deserved? They're hardly scientific. You might as well be defending L. Ron Hubbard.

I'm not. I'm blaming you for lying and using Blogthings' (well-deserved) reputation for BS to your advantage. =D

Hey now. Don't be blaming ME for Blogthings' lies.

Once you stop deluding yourself, sure. =P

You may want to stop projecting, Minimus :P

So the hidden meaning of your name is Bullshitter Extraordinaire. =D

Dude, I heard that ****** had, like, 30 ******* dicks.

I once knew a man with five dicks. His pants fit him like a glove!<br />
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I'd ask for a rim shot, but that just seems over the top at this point!<br />
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ba dum dum!

Frankly, I think it would be kind of gross to **** the **** out of bears... and messy too. I've seen bear ****. It ain't purty.

Hey, don't blame me! I ripped this directly from Blogthings.

You left out sagacious. Sagacity is such an important trait.