I Dunno. None Of Them Really But I Identify With The Story A Lot
long ago i live in a land of oz. then some crazy thing picked me up and dropped me off in new jersey. i feel a bit lost and am looking for my tornado to take me home. even in a dream one time met someone who looked just like the good witch of the north ... well i could not really see her face but she had a white dress and sparkly things trailing from her and a magic wand, so... and she showed me a magic spell, she was like NOW, I am only going to show you this once. it was a spell to get home, whereever home happens to be. but i am pretty sure i do not really know how to do it. probably a bit beyond my wizardly powers.