I'm A Poor Lonesome Cowboy And A Long Waaay From Hoooom-ah

LOL...pick me up a sarsparilla, please suh....seein as how i don't drank. now the rest o' dat bunch over in my story....they be drankers!! hhooooeee....they can put it down..that likker! an ole hllbilly...he done gone ta wantin some likhim! whutevah~~ O-o

sho'z a seemz like a mahty fahn eyedeer to join you fowks bah the fah... ahl be pessin bah them ol likker-stowr to git us som reefilz ;)

come on over to the campfire, farley!! coffee is ready. and don't pay any mind to these ole drunked up saddlebums. shanny put too much likker in their coffee and they passed out. oh, and i think they wuz a-smokin some of dem left handed cigarettes, too ;)