Sorry for the interruption of your regular scheduled programming.
Identity crisis is over!
Chugga, chugga, choo, choo!!!!!!
I talked to my sister about dating and she said
"Grace, if a guy cheats on you, I'll seriously murder him, chop him into a million pieces, cook him in a pie, and feed him to his...
Do you think it's fair that there are no vagina-shaped produce, while there are at least half a dozen phallus shaped? Cucumber, banana, eggplant, zucchini, squash, potatoe....
We are one!
When our eyes first met so many years ago we became one! We are one!
Our first date was more than a date it was the first time that we were one together! We are one...
Hate when you're being honest with a person and they end up getting mad. 😂😂😂
The cruelty of man knows no bounds. On behalf of decent human beings, I am so sorry, Cecil. You never deserved such a cruel death.
I'm ashamed of my own species.
How do you like your butter?
Well.... This sucks!
Gonna eat some pizza, chug a Red Bull, and man up!!!!
Two down and one on his way..Just what i was looking for too day..
He told me this afternoon as we rode along in his truck, holding hands, "I think we make a good team".
That made my day.
Who would you like to kidnap you and take you away with him/her?
Solve for x:
2(3x - 7) + 4(3x + 2) = 6(5x + 9) + 3
(there go the flunkies)