I will not date another EP member in real life again. They have been nightmare experiences.
I really enjoy s€x.....a lot.
I have been meaning to say this for a while now BUT just couldn't find the time . My current circle of friends have been increasing quiet rapidly lately.
With this new account I...
I trust women more on EP.Now that I have turned 51I wish the perverted people leave me alone.
Why not... Hah first experience :p
Could you ever marry outside your race? (even if they're.....Australian???)
"lol I love coffee. I'm so cool" - 50 hearts.
Writes an actual experience - 5 hearts
Wtf is up with people on here? Go back to Facebook.
My LORD and my GOD, thank you for the gift of life.
I never thought I'd say this for my EP account having formed such fondness for it and met some awesome people along my stay here.
I was naive to think it will go on. All things...
I was looking in my dad's drawers today cause I was bored and I found his kiss practicer! I kissed it and it's kind of sticky lol
* I feel a sargasm coming on *
Deja Poo - the feeling that you have heard this CRAP before !!!
* chuckles *
Someone said my height made me gross and that I was a giant. I'm only 5'9" :/ I hate this height so much. I feel like people would actually think I'm pretty if I was short :(
Honestly it's a GOOD thing to not trust anyone.
This day and age no one is trustworthy. (Well barely anyone but there are still some rare gems)
Everyone is out for themselves and...
OMG. Someone gimme this kitty. So damn precious.
new year starts today ,let's see what comes of it
Teleportation, if you have ever seen Jumper with Hayden Christainsen and Jamie Bell you'll know why :D