Explore Embarrassing & Funny Experiences

See what people are saying. Over 611k experiences shared to date.

Random v
Embarrassing & Funny v

Weight Problem - Lady Patient: Doctor please prescribe me something soon to reduce my weight. My husband has given me a wonderful birthday present I couldn't get into it.Doctor...
neeran neeran
26-30, M
4 Responses Jan 17, 2010
Cough! - Patient: Doctor I was having cough for 3 months.Doctor: So what did you do for three months?Patient: I was coughing Doctor. 
neeran neeran
26-30, M
1 Response Jan 17, 2010
Doctor And Patient - Patient : OH! Doctor my head is spinning like a ballDoctor: That's good you can see your own back on your own eyes.
neeran neeran
26-30, M
2 Responses Jan 17, 2010
In The Car ....mostly - I do most of my talking to myself in the car. (At home I talk to Trixie!  She's a great listener!!) I find that the car is the best place to vent and...
trixiegirl trixiegirl
46-50, F
1 Response Jan 16, 2010
Animals Don't Talk! -    A Cowboy meets an Indian herding sheep in the Black Hills.Cowboy: “Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?”Indian...
vaylorie vaylorie
46-50, F
Jan 16, 2010
Now Hear This! - An elderly gentleman...  Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor andthe doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of...
RichieRich78 RichieRich78
51-55, M
2 Responses Jan 15, 2010
Innocent Secretary - The police were investigating the death of Markowitz, the dress manufacturer who had jumped from the window of his office. The detective decided to querry...
chalucha chalucha
46-50, M
1 Response Jan 15, 2010
21 Reasons Not To Have Kids - For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning. For...
masterzune masterzune
41-45, M
Jan 14, 2010
Mary Had A Little Lamb. - Mary had a little lamb,She thought it was quite silly.She threw it up into the air,And caught it by its ...Willy was a watch dog,Lying on the grass.Down...
masterzune masterzune
41-45, M
1 Response Jan 14, 2010
The Prank I Pulled - I have pulled many pranks, but one sticks out. It happened during middle school, and inadverently started the greatest prank war I ever had.The target was my...
dave0903 dave0903
18-21, M
Jan 14, 2010
Everybody Can Do It Just Nobody Does - you can carry me every where you may leave me beside your bed, it can help you get to sleep, you take me to a coffee shop you pick me up...
PriestAzrael PriestAzrael
22-25, M
6 Responses Jan 14, 2010
Why Won't... - If you go to google and you type in "why won't," one of the options that pops up is "Why won't my parrot eat my diahrrea?"  Is this question REALLY asked...
unobserver unobserver
31-35, F
7 Responses Jan 14, 2010
Need Your Guesses Please - Why did god create men?
NoWhereToGoButUp NoWhereToGoButUp
36-40, F
10 Responses Jan 13, 2010
I Talk To Myself . . . - And I don't even know. I still think it's only in my head.Tad crazy, be checking into the asylum soon lol
mistyeyes mistyeyes
22-25, F
2 Responses Jan 13, 2010
Dead Baby Jokes - i don't know why but i think they're hilarious other ppl will just look at me and gasp in a heinous matter but i just laugh and laughdid u hear the one that goes...
deleted deleted
26-30
9 Responses Jan 13, 2010
Have A Wicked Sense Of Humour -  You know when, sometimes you get in a childish silly mood ? well i hope you all do, cos that would mean i was the only mad crazy WACKY...
wishwing wishwing
41-45, F
2 Responses Jan 13, 2010
Old Man Young Wife - Jack(82yrs) went for a medical check up because he wanted to get married when his doctor heard that he was marrying  an 18 yr old girl the doctor told...
deleted deleted
26-30
3 Responses Jan 13, 2010
Bloomers - Maggie Murphy won the Irish Sweepstake so never ever having been out of Dublin before she decided to have a weekend in Paris.When she arrived at Orley Airport she joined...
deleted deleted
26-30
Jan 13, 2010
Yes... - i talk to myself because sometimes thats the most interesting conversation i have!!! most people are DUMB, when you orelly get down to it...
LeeN1980 LeeN1980
26-30, M
1 Response Jan 13, 2010