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I'm paying so many bills, you'd think I had money! You would be right; I got paid today. I am paying bills. So, I had money.
purposebuilt purposebuilt
22-25, M
1 Response Jul 11, 2014
I willingly took on an entire gang of knife wielding, tattooed, foul mouthed thugs to defend my girlfriend's honor Saturday. It was bloody, it was brutal, I was outnumbered. But I...
Nomad712 Nomad712
56-60, M
1 Response Jul 11, 2014
So today my work ran out of work...yep, and so they asked me to go home, but the joke's on them, because I didn't even want to be there in the first place!
purposebuilt purposebuilt
22-25, M
1 Response Jul 11, 2014
A mother carefully explained to her young daughter how children were created. She used the expression “carrying a child” instead of “pregnant,” but the girl...
JennaR JennaR
51-55, F
Jul 11, 2014
SirLaughalots SirLaughalots
36-40, M
1 Response Jul 11, 2014
So I call papa johns and they say they have no pizzas -.- sir you have failed your business
smilesarewarm4 smilesarewarm4
18-21, M
1 Response Jul 10, 2014
me and my friend cried laughing the second time we saw the fault in our stars. I felt like everyone in the theatre was glaring at us. our other friend was crying at the end, and...
blowfishin blowfishin
22-25, F
1 Response Jul 10, 2014
I feel like eating two tacos is necessary on Tuesday, but I have no idea what to eat the other six days of the week.
purposebuilt purposebuilt
22-25, M
2 Responses Jul 10, 2014
If my managers knew that I was Batman, they would probably treat me with the respect I deserve.
purposebuilt purposebuilt
22-25, M
2 Responses Jul 10, 2014
Sometimes I think about the disabilities of others, and it makes me sad. Take Dracula; he can't take a selfie with a mirror. He must hate Snapchat.
purposebuilt purposebuilt
22-25, M
4 Responses Jul 10, 2014
If I ever become a famous singer/songwriter/musician, and I shoot a music video, I will have beautiful women feeding me corn dogs.
purposebuilt purposebuilt
22-25, M
1 Response Jul 10, 2014
In the second grade I thought it was funny glue a bunch of leaves on myself and walk into class that way and all the kids just laughed at me and I made me very upset and plus I...
countrygirl46 countrygirl46
46-50, F
1 Response Jul 10, 2014
I once farted in class during class time in second grade. I laughed because I thought farts were cool then these two "mean" girls were like, "It's not funny." Then I started crying...
ILoveYourSmile ILoveYourSmile
16-17, F
6 Responses Jul 10, 2014
I believe that Alex Trebek is the Canadian Chuck Norris.
purposebuilt purposebuilt
22-25, M
1 Response Jul 10, 2014
They made me kiss my shoes and video tapes that fml
alexiadahl alexiadahl
18-21, F
1 Response Jul 10, 2014
Love to laugh its so important in who I surround myself with friends, boyfriends and family! I love to laugh everyday! Why not! 😂😃
TashaBbb TashaBbb
22-25, F
1 Response Jul 10, 2014
I wish I could trade my heart for another liver. That way I could drink more and care less.
Nomad712 Nomad712
56-60, M
6 Responses Jul 10, 2014