Time doesn't exist, clocks do.
Im a producer/ song writer and singer. Music is my passion
Why'd you only call me when you're high- arctic monkeys :-)
blink182 - I Miss You
(I miss you, I miss you)
Hello there, the angel from my nightmare
The shadow in the background of the morgue
The unsuspecting victim of darkness in the...
Hoping to get to see this guy when he comes through town next week, very nice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KKVxmwR0TA
I hate the referendum so much... It's horrible, it's really brings the worst out in people...
This is a bit odd, as I work in a religious environment.
I love to go out dressed as a woman. I wish I could do it every single day! Every year, my wife asks me what I want for my birthday. As my birthday is just a couple of weeks...
Two college students, Desmond and Kurt, were walking on the pavement when they were approached by a beggar asking for money.
Kurt tries to shoo him away, but Desmond takes out his...
I told my 10 year old Raspberry that we, as souls, chose our mothers on Earth.
She got curious. She asked why the soul chose her. I said she is wrong.
I emphasized to her...
I just had my dinner an hour ago. Its bad, i didnt have any bf and lunch.. So NoW im hitting the pavement for 15km night run..!!
I don't ever feel like a "friend" to some people. I feel more like an option or someone they run to when they need something.
A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: "Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must...
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner...
Reading bad grammar gets my blood pumping
I think i listened to it for 100 times :p
Hey there :) I'm from Scotland, been living in California for 4 years now. Is there any other Scott's here living in the U.S? What's your experience been like?