Do you know why a humming bird hums?
He doesn't know the words:))))
Comedians say whats wrong
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Kitty
Ahorita estoy viendo Teo Gonzalez.
How about this one? I am losing my house in foreclosure, unless some miracle of God happens, and then I look down at my dashboard and it says "Check engine" - now that IS funny!
A son walk up to his dad and says father there some thing i have to tell you you might want take a sit down cos it going to be hard for you to hear this. The father sits down and...
Peter : "I want my money now!"
Tom : "I will kill myself so that
I won't pay you" *he pulled a
gun n shot himself dead*
Peter : "hahaha.....If u think
u'll get away with my money u...
I am a fruit if my first letter is removed i become a crime who am i ?
But will only post them
If me shares any.
A man and a woman were getting it on in the woods. After 15 minutes the man asks for a flashlight. The woman says I need one to because for the last ten minutes you've been eating...
Why did the rooster cross the road twice? To prove he wasn't chicken.
http://mrconservative.com/2015/11/67330-breaking-isis-promises-to-attack-texas-we-will-kill-christians/ Why? Because everyone in Texas owns a gun. Little girls own guns here...
lots of people think I'm on drugs everyday. people think I act like a child. just wait for the critics to when stupid things happens to them. I laugh. I think it's funny when a car...
To the people that accuse me of "trapping myself in a closet"...it's Narnia business.