A farmer was sitting on his porch one day when a young man drove in and came up to
"Sir, I was driving by and noticed you had a lot of milk weed in your pasture. Would...
Lol this pic is kinda old but it's still funny
A nurse had to take a patient back to her room after surgery. Woman was still feeling the effects of the anesthetic and was rather confused.
After nurse had made her comfortable...
Not havin humor in ur life is not a laughing matter:) i would rather laugh then cry at life any day
Fortune cookie said this today at lunch time. Couldn't stop laughing. Struck me As being funny
two friends in a cinema. one says to the other i bet you i can go slap this guy there from behind and he won't do anything. his friend says ok i'll give you 200 bucks. the guy goes...
Yo mama so skinny, she only got one back pocket and one front pocket.
Mr Wong goes to an optometrist to have his failing eyesight checked out.
The optometrist runs a battery of tests and comes to a conclusion.
'Mr Wong, I'm afraid you...
Two girls were having coffee when one noticed that the other girl seemed troubled and asked her, "Is something bugging you? You look anxious."
"Well, my boyfriend just lost all...
I have some pretty bad ones
I walked into my sisters room and tripped on a bra it was a booby trap
I heard two peanuts walked to the park one was assaulted
I'm reading a book on...
I find humor and amusement in every aspect of life, even the mundane. I am in love with laughter and curiosity and my expressions come worth quite easily.
Why is psychotherapy a lot quicker for a man then for a women?
Because when it's time to go back to childhood, a man is already there.
One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared.
"I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said.
The man thought...
Crimea and Pun is meant?
Yesterday I was so Hungary, I decided to Czech if there was any food. I was Russian to the fridge, but found only a Turkey full of Greece. Iran to the...