Old man says" losing hair is not about hair loss, it's about face gain. One day I will have a face a whole head of face.
So sad :"( if you know what i mean 😂 LOL
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he...
A young man, searching for a house of ill repute, was directed to a street down by the river, When he got there he knocked at the door of one of the houses. He asked the very good...
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair...
What did the grape say when it was crushed?
Nothing it just let out
A little wine
Honestly, I get amused just by taking the straw out of the paper thingy, is that weird?
My sister is farting in her sleep now 😂😂
Q:Why can’t a bike stand on its own?
A: It’s two tired.
My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.
Mcdonalds serves breakfast all day if you have a gun.
Abbott and Costello Who's on First
One of the funniest bits ever.
Q: What is blue and goes ding dong?
A: An Avon lady at the North Pole!
Q: what's orange, hairy, has 800 teeth and 4 tails?