Man turns to woman and why the hell do you all ways nag nag nag Woman reply Because you never do what you bloody told the first time i ask
The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.
The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the...
Two guys walk into a bar and the third guy ducks!
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
They're REALLY good at it.
Did you here the joke about spring water?
Someone bottled it.
My friend once had a pet duck. Unfortunately, the duck drove him crazy. I guess you could say it turned him into a quack pot. Huehuehue :P
Ok real talk
I love puns, they remind me of my ex best friend, how whenever I told her a pun she would giggle and it would get to the point where she's laughing so hard you can't...
A wise Person opens there mouth because they have some thing to say a moron opens there mouth because they have to say some thing
Damn, and here I wanted to eat my cat as a dessert.
Siding with Voldemort is one of the biggest no-nose, ever :P
HOW did an Intelligent BOY PROPOSE to a Girl. He TOOK the Girl ALONG with him on a BOAT & in the MIDDLE of River said: "LOVE ME or LEAVE the BOAT."
A director’s wife hears that her husband has a new secretary. The director comes home and the wife starts putting questions: Does this new secretary of yours have nice legs? I...
I never credited the old lady next door with much creativity but this morning I noticed that she has crafted the most exquisitely realistic snow sculpture of a woman lying on her...
My mom asked me why I carry a gun in the house. I answered: "Because of the decepticons!". She laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed.
First women on the moon:
Women: Houston, we have a problem.
Women: never mind
Houston: what's the problem?
Houston:please tell us