I was running errands today and this is what I saw . I guess he is on his way somewhere ROFLMAO .
Me: "Hey Mark!"
Little cousin: "If you were an animal you would be a cow"
Like, literally, the CUTEST things!(-.-")
Small children are just naturally the cutest things in the world and say some of the most funniest and coolest things out there and are just fun to be around
i just love being arround them,
they are spontaneous
they live in the moment
thats something i like about kids and something we should learn from them
Q: Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?
A: To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail.
Sometimes I laugh at how normal some people are and who have to be soo serious about everything in life.
Q: What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?
I like aluminum foil in the sun.
9/11 is my favorite holiday.
Q: A plane crashes and every single person dies who are the survivors?
A: The couples!!!
A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?" One child answered, "Mary." The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?" A little...
An elevator makes ghosts happy because it lifts the spirits.
Im watching Drew Carey's stand up.
I found this on a ytp Miley Cyrus video and... What? :D
Louis Motherfecking Tomlinson. ^^^^