My little cousin told me she'd rip my eyes out because they were pretty and shes jealous cuz hers are brown. I let her watch to much horror movies.
Behind every succesfull man there is a woman.
Because women dont run behind unsuccesfull men.
One year, when my son was 5, he told me he'd never find a girlfriend because he'd have to travel the world looking and be home by dark. Lol
He did find a gf in high school and...
Totally, I know a kid that got lost in the beach. So he went to the guards telling them : My parents are lost!!!
If the loser smiles after loosing the game, the winner looses the thrill of his victory!!!!
THATS THE POWER OF SMILE!!!!
Actually no. Working in retail I wish kids would just shut up.
I start giggling and zone out on peoples watches and necklaces when there shinny. I like shiny and sparkly things c:
My baby cousin seems to pronounce all 'SSS' sounds as 'shhh', mind you she's only two. But my uncle gets a kick out of her saying SIT lol. She recently had to welcome a baby...
My 3 Year Old Sister Had An Imaginary Friend Named Papootz.
At Some Point My Grandma Calls Papootz A 'Him' And My Sister Says. Papootz Isn't A Boy. And My Grandma Asks What...
"Dad, where did I come from?" asks this 10-years-old. The father was shocked that a 10 year old would be asking a question like that. He was hoping to wait a few more years before...
Ok so after school today, the kids did their homework and then the girls wanted to watch a movie. I suggested a few then I suggested Camp Rock,
"Yeah! Camp rock! Camp rock...
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
Hay everyone go on YouTube and look up Matthew lush he is so funny
Life is a Carnival
Yesterday my sisters and I took our kids (ages 7 thru 12) to a local fair.
The cousins enjoyed each other's company as they hopped from ride to ride with...
did you catch it? bet not lmao
The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
Chuck Norris killed an army of 5000 with 2 shots. And the first shot was a warning
Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.