I will tell you a Chemistry joke but I know I would not get a reaction.
When I worked in fast food I once had someone ask me "is there cheese on the cheeseburger?" Completely serious.
I replied with a doubtful but entertained smile "on the... The...
Q: “Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
A: He was bacon in the heat.”
The proud father brought home a backyard swing set for his children and immediately started to assemble it with all the neighborhood children anxiously waiting to play on it. After...
“I tried to finish the leftovers, but ... foiled again.”
What do you call a mammogram for pigs?
I told my colleague before that I have a 'secret' social network site that i am addicted to. He makes some jokes about it from time to time, so today he was asking me if I am ever...
Up For Grabs
Three ministers are talking over lunch and before long find themselves discussing how much of the weekly offering is appropriate to keep and how much to give to the...
Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to
tell her that he was misbehaving.
"Wait a minute," she said...
There are a lot of park benches in the seaty part of town.
“Where do caveman store their weapons? In the clubhouse.”
When a girl says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask if that includes dental insurance.
I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.
– Lauren Myracle
Saw this yesterday. I was sitting in Jack in the Box and looked out the window only to see a homeless man and this dog.