Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: A pork chop.
He was worried he would get a parking ticket. It was a case of mind over meter.”
After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom, I’ve decided to become a priest when I grow up.”
“That’s OK with us,” she...
All situations really, I was hit by a car and just made jokes and stupid comments :p
I find it helps to see the funny side of things wherever possible ...it takes your mind off the pain
For me the perfect way to destress is to hoard the mic down at the karaoke. Better yet sing really difficult songs like Bohemian Rhapsody and most recently, Uptown Funk :-D
The other day my friend asked me "do you like your roads straight or curvy?" Said straight, she asked me if I knew what She meant and I had to think about it for a minute to...
mouse was in rush, cat asked, where you heading to? said, my friend elephant got wounded in fight, so I'm going to donate the blood
Q: What is a witch's favourite subject in school?
An elementary school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school.
"If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I will...
“A tree arborist felt needled when asked to branch out and be limber while trimming a pine forest last week.”
Sadie walked into a print lab to have a photo of her deceased husband Moshe copied and retouched.
She said to the technician, "I have always hated the hat that my husband Moshe is...
“My dentist is sneaky. He pulled a fast one!”
I do this all the time, at work, at home, in the supermarket
I'm easily amused by little things like little tiny dust that caused me eye pain.. 😜😛
Talk to the pants, cause the hands are busy!
Why is it a sin to tan? Just Cos
Oh gosh I can't think of many more
I wish I was your derivative so I could lay tangent to your...