this little girl asked me how old I was and I told her I was 26 and she said wow that's a lot lololol ?? XD
kids are so funny they can make you smile by some of the things they say they like too mimic you and thats funny
The triumph of age and experience:
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and...
I'd rather drink a full glass of soot than get tickled! It used 2 b that when I went 2 my old best friends house her dad would try 2 tickle me and sometimes it worked and sometimes...
There were two economists who were shipwrecked on a desert island. They had no money but over the next three years they made millions of dollars selling their hats to each other.
Why was the chicken sitting at the bus stop???
Boy : Mom, did you see me before I was born.
Mom: No, why did you ask ?
Boy : Then, how do you know I was you son?
One time I said to this kid if you want the most hilarious joke ever look in a mirror
How good is you eye sight
Can you see what's in the picture?
Sometimes I even make them unintentionally. I told my friend I have to go to the gas station tomorrow because it's free coffee day, and I need to fill up. He was confused because...
Have you heard about the new high-tech broom that just came out?
It's sweeping the nation.
God that's bad 😁
If you find resons to smile everyday, you don't need any medicine. But if you are smilling for no reasons, then you seriously need some medicine :D
Akpos Cheats Judge,
A lawyer at a court defending akpos accused of
stealing said; my client put only his right hand
into the window and removed a few things. His
right hand is not...
Late Night Phone Call To The Vet
A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat', agreed to look after her neighbour`s male dog
while the neighbours were on vacation...
Johnny Akpos Bestie
Johnny was on high speed, he got to an Army checkpoint without slowing down, so they told him to park his car and ordered him to carry 1,000 blocks from one...
what do they feed coma patients for breakfast in the hospital?
...wait for it.
....a little bit more.
..and, .now the answer:
they feed them coma toast.
what do you do if your girlfriend is choking?
back up a little and tell her she's a good girl