For me the perfect way to destress is to hoard the mic down at the karaoke. Better yet sing really difficult songs like Bohemian Rhapsody and most recently, Uptown Funk :-D
The other day my friend asked me "do you like your roads straight or curvy?" Said straight, she asked me if I knew what She meant and I had to think about it for a minute to...
mouse was in rush, cat asked, where you heading to? said, my friend elephant got wounded in fight, so I'm going to donate the blood
“My dentist is sneaky. He pulled a fast one!”
Q: What is a witch's favourite subject in school?
“A tree arborist felt needled when asked to branch out and be limber while trimming a pine forest last week.”
Sadie walked into a print lab to have a photo of her deceased husband Moshe copied and retouched.
She said to the technician, "I have always hated the hat that my husband Moshe is...
An elementary school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school.
"If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I will...
I do this all the time, at work, at home, in the supermarket
I'm easily amused by little things like little tiny dust that caused me eye pain.. 😜😛
Talk to the pants, cause the hands are busy!
Why is it a sin to tan? Just Cos
Oh gosh I can't think of many more
I wish I was your derivative so I could lay tangent to your...
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs.
"Texas was born from trailblazers; free thinkers who pay their own way."
Teacher; why did you late
Student; my mom and dad was fighting
Teacher; okey they were fighting what was you doing
Student; sir, one pair of shoes of mine mom had it and another...
The doorbell rang, and the lady of the house discovered a workman, complete with tool chest, at the front door.
"Lady," he announced, "I'm the piano tuner."
The lady exclaimed...
I got a joke for you... It's rhetorical.
Some times I can be a little bit dizzy