I just wanna talk with someone who really cares about what I am saying and mostly someone who would like to share some of your problems or experiences with me...
I recently received an email from a guy I dated, a long time ago. I had forgotten what a horrid speller he is. While we dated, I tried to overlook that and focus on the fact, he...
niece: auntie how old are you?
me: im 20
niece: ooh you are so close to being a mommy!
me: *soul leaves body*
Mr. Bean, Miranda, but especially Mrs Brown's Boys. Looking forward to the promise of the series boxset next week!
Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was assaulted
"Merry Christmas hoe's"? This is made by my nieces and daughters. At the end they wrote merry Christmas hoes. They're 18 so whatever. Made me laugh.
My 5 year old son said I needed to take him to the vet. I asked why and after raising his arms he said, "because these puppies are sick".
When my daughter was about 4 i was explaining to her how everything in life has consequences. Later that eve when her dad arrived she was pretend playing with her tea set and...
I laughed way too hard at this!
If you're ever cold just stand in a corner.
They're usually around 90 Degrees.
If I hear raucous laughing, that makes me wanna laugh.
If one person says one thing I'm already laughing so hard instantly
Husband: What would you do if I won the Lottery?
Wife: I'd take half and leave.
Husband: Well here's $6 you can start packing anytime now.
Instead of going to Paris,France
Maybe go to Paris,Texas......
It's a bit closer,mate
I am a woman of comedy....for the heart,mate
And it's always going to stay that way....... -Jaxson
Oh! Look who's coming to Wii with me... (picture above)
Blonde and Psychiatrist
A blonde is speaking to a psychiatrist.
Blonde, "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are
complaining that they can never reach me."
Dropping my four year old off at daycare today he said "I won't miss you today Mommy cause you always come back"
I think he was really thinking about how he's going to miss me. He...