Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot...
Think Kids Say the Cutest Things
I've never been in love, but I imagine it's like the feeling you get when the waitress brings your food...
The dumbest youtuber ever:
I like to rub on soft things. It's just a weird thing I do xD im weird and I know it
D.A.D.D. (Dad's Against Daughters Dating):
Shoot the first one, word will spread.
Husband in a good mood:
Darling, remember 25 years ago.... I had a rented one room apartment, a table fan, a black & white tv and a cycle to use. But, at night I used to sleep...
There are mostly perfume ads on Channel Number 5.
A small boy was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"
The policeman said, "What's he like?"
The little boy replied, "Chips and beer."
A guy in the locker room saw another guy with a piece of cork up his a**.
''Why do you have a cork up your a**?"
''Well, it's a long story. But one day I was walking on the beach...
Lord, Grant Me The Serenity To Accept The Things I Can Not Change, The Courage To Change The Things I Can, And The Wisdom To Hide The Bodies Of Those I Had To Kill Because They...
why was the bass cleft scared of the treble cleft? because everyone says when the treble cleft comes "oh no! here comes treble!" (lol sounds like trouble kinda) XD
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just...
Well, it's funny for me at least. Basically, some people believe that anything that can happen will happen eventually. It's a popular idea among theoretical physicists, and they...
"Why are you so beautiful?" Blueberry's grandfather jestingly asked her.
Without skipping a beat, seven-year old Blueberry replied,
"Partly because of the power of love."