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Americans invented a machine to catch thieves.. . Test started . America: In 30 mins, 50 caught . London: In 30 mins, 70 caught . Spain: In 30 mins 100 caught . India: In 15 mins...
andybub andybub 31-35, M 3 Responses 1 day ago

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What has corridors and no school filled with children without minds. Which all men only love a single girl.
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ROBOT FOR SALE: A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that...
InfiniteEnd InfiniteEnd 16-17, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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Yo mama so fat, she think she has lots of friends but they're just random strangers too weak to break out of her orbit. Lol
jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 3 Responses 1 day ago

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Yo mama so so short, she has to slam dunk her bus fare!
TheCunylinguist TheCunylinguist 41-45, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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Yo mama such a ho, even her pimp was trippin' when she was trickin' at her own family reunion.
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To mama breath so stank, u can smell it over the phone! ...and so ugly, that's the only way yo daddy talk to her.
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Yo mama so cold she'll steal your fire and come back for the smoke!
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Yo mama so fat..she should actually be put down! Take her out behind the shed and shoot her face off. She's useless!!
rocketman84 rocketman84 26-30, M 1 day ago

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Yo mama too fat to turn over a new leaf. She gotta turn over the whole tree.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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An overweight business associate of mine decided it was time to shed some excess pounds. He took his new diet seriously, even changing his driving route to avoid his favorite...
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Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. Now it...
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"The internet shows us how small the world is . . . . . . . . but a missing plane shows, how big our planet is.. Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx "There's a big difference...
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
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Animal Jokes Question And Answer Animal Jokes Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager. A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either. Q: Which side of a...
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An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation. The engineer was interviewed first, and was asked a...
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sardar told his servant: go, water d plants. servant: but it's already raining. sardar: so what...take umbrella and go...
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