Americans invented a machine to
America: In 30 mins, 50 caught
London: In 30 mins, 70 caught
Spain: In 30 mins 100 caught
India: In 15 mins...
What has corridors and no school filled with children without minds. Which all men only love a single girl.
ROBOT FOR SALE:
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that...
Yo mama so fat, she think she has lots of friends but they're just random strangers too weak to break out of her orbit. Lol
Yo mama so so short, she has to slam dunk her bus fare!
Yo mama such a ho, even her pimp was trippin' when she was trickin' at her own family reunion.
To mama breath so stank, u can smell it over the phone! ...and so ugly, that's the only way yo daddy talk to her.
Yo mama so cold she'll steal your fire and come back for the smoke!
Yo mama so fat..she should actually be put down! Take her out behind the shed and shoot her face off. She's useless!!
Yo mama too fat to turn over a new leaf. She gotta turn over the whole tree.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
An overweight business associate of mine decided it was time to shed some excess pounds. He took his new diet seriously, even changing his driving route to avoid his favorite...
Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron.
"The internet shows us how small the world is
but a missing plane shows, how big our planet is..
"There's a big difference...
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
Question And Answer Animal Jokes
Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.
A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either.
Q: Which side of a...
An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation. The engineer was interviewed first, and was asked a...
sardar told his servant: go, water d plants.
servant: but it's already raining.
sardar: so what...take umbrella and go...