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Super Long Classic! Dear Tech Support: I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began...
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Me Too The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, "Hi honey, look, I've bought the new Rolling Stones CD." "Why did you do that?! We don't even have a CD player...
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What Gauge A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. "It's for my husband," she tells the clerk. "Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk. "Are...
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Naked Mower "It's just to hot to wear clothes today," said Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like...
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Mother Knows Best John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate Julie was. She had long been...
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Q: What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? A: Their middle names.
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A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility,and to keep it from getting sunburn he put his hat over his privates. As a woman walked past she said to the man...
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Housewife One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the house. The kids were laying outside in the mud, still in their pajamas, and empty food boxes were on the...
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The sweet kiss! There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife's face was badly burned. The doctors said they could take the burnt skin and replace it with...
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Very expensive Barbie Doll! A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran...
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Dominated Spouses Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One was marked "Women" and the other marked "Men". He took the path assigned to...
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New Insurance Policy After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company. Mary Ann tells the insurance agent, "We had that house insured for one...
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Halloween party A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were getting ready to go out, the wife said she had developed a migraine headache and had...
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Haha...yeah it wasn't that funny 😋
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Can any of you relate? I know I can 😋
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Reflections on Life George Carlin's Reflections on Life: 1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. 2. I'm not into working out. My philosophy...
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Chuck Norris once punched a hurricane in its eye.
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Broken Cage Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? A: "Cheap, cheap!"
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