A kid walk up to me and said Fu@€ you to me I was like why but it was adorable how he said it so I did not do nothing cuase he's a kid
What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Arctic Ocean?
Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus’ time?
Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.
A bad day gets less bad.
Two frogs were asked if they were lying. They almost got away with it, but one croaked.
Today at work I met several amazing little ones! Kids can always make me smile and I'm always happy to have a conversation with them. Children keep me sane lol.
Q. What do you call an angry Witch?
The bride was anything but a tidy housekeeper. It didn't bother her much until one evening when her husband called from the hall, somewhat dismayed: "Honey, what happened to the...
Your daily horoscope:
Today you'll inspire thousands to go out and do something with their lives in order to not end up as pathetic and useless as you.
Especially when they are telling a story. I love it when my 3 year old daughter tells me stories. She is so cute and funny. I just smile and laugh. And sometimes, I don't know what...
Not really funny but...strange...
Six-year old Blueberry has a talk with her grandmother:
"Are you going to die, grandma?" Blueberry asks.
Surprised, her grandmother says, "When I am very old. Why do you ask...
Someone tell me a joke
PWEEEZ! Really need a laugh
I am easily amused - right now I am glad that my day is over and I can relax and read some and write some stories. I am lucky to have nice place to live and a lap top computer to...