Sometimes I even make them unintentionally. I told my friend I have to go to the gas station tomorrow because it's free coffee day, and I need to fill up. He was confused because...
Have you heard about the new high-tech broom that just came out?
It's sweeping the nation.
God that's bad 😁
If you find resons to smile everyday, you don't need any medicine. But if you are smilling for no reasons, then you seriously need some medicine :D
Johnny Akpos Bestie
Johnny was on high speed, he got to an Army checkpoint without slowing down, so they told him to park his car and ordered him to carry 1,000 blocks from one...
Late Night Phone Call To The Vet
A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat', agreed to look after her neighbour`s male dog
while the neighbours were on vacation...
Akpos Cheats Judge,
A lawyer at a court defending akpos accused of
stealing said; my client put only his right hand
into the window and removed a few things. His
right hand is not...
what do they feed coma patients for breakfast in the hospital?
...wait for it.
....a little bit more.
..and, .now the answer:
they feed them coma toast.
what do you do if your girlfriend is choking?
back up a little and tell her she's a good girl
Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?
Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.
Will your woman makes you a millionaire???
---- yes! If you are a billionaire. xD LOL
i answered the door this morning,and a 6 foot beetle punched me in the face and called me a c u next Tuesday apparently, there's a nasty bug going round
My wife threw a bottle of Omega 3 capsules at me.
It's OK though, I only have super fish oil injuries.
"The doorbell repairman."
Just had to share
Happy Friday y'all!
There's an old preacher at home in bed. He's dying and doesn't have much longer to go. So he sends a note to a banker and lawyer that go to his church. Both come over and sit in...
These are two stories of one of my class periods inside jokes from this month and not my own, but whatever.
A few days ago during math, we were talking about the lesson and our...