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Daughter: Mom I am pregnant. Mom: But I told you to say don't when a boy touches your b-oobs and say stop when he touches your va-gi-na. Daughter: But he kept touching both, so...
nightstar123 nightstar123 22-25, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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Worrying is stupid, it's like walking around with an umbrella waiting for it to rain.
jyjyb jyjyb 18-21, F 2 days ago

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Daughter: Mom I am pregnant. Mom: But I told you to say don't when a boy touches your b-oobs and say stop when he touches your va-gi-na. Daughter: But he kept touching both, so it...
Adamsofeve Adamsofeve 26-30, M 3 Responses 2 days ago

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These are my favorite I found on the internet and I would give them credit but I forget a name of that site. How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet. You kill...
Ariamis Ariamis 18-21, M 2 days ago

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Just roday I was crying from laughing too much when my friend tripped over a root and went straight into a tree.
Dracula14 Dracula14 13-15, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
Adamsofeve Adamsofeve 26-30, M 2 days ago

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Q: What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink? A: Wataaaaah!
Adamsofeve Adamsofeve 26-30, M 2 days ago

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i have performed stand up for about the last 4 years now as a hobby and would definitely recommend it. it goves you such a rush and depending and what your comedy amd jokes are...
Xmarks87 Xmarks87 26-30, M 5 Responses 2 days ago

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Tonight driving home from picking up my son, Peanut (4yrs old) says to her big brother " oh bubba I missed you so much, you are my bestest buddy" in the cutest voice it just...
Plaincountrygirl Plaincountrygirl 36-40, F 4 Responses 2 days ago

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Q: Where do fish wash? A: In a river basin!
jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses 2 days ago

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I had some test results - apparently have a couple of stomach ulcers - no idea no more then obvious pain . My doctor asked if I noticed any pain not really any different then my...
blonde10 blonde10 36-40, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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Yes that's me! I don't like taking life too seriously, there's enough to make us down and bored so why not? I am serious when I need to be but I try to keep those times down as...
CaffeineJunky CaffeineJunky 18-21, F 3 days ago

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The box with the new pool cover in it had been sitting on the edge of the patio for two days. Tonight we decided to wrestle it out and see what we've got and how it's going to...
1HelluvaMessGma 1HelluvaMessGma 61-65, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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I was thinking about the writing on the EP experience and it occurred to me that there is some room for improvement in style. I've come up with the following points to improve the...
hancockian hancockian 66-70, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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I was @ the check out at Walmart with a box of tampons, bottle of Advil, and a giant chocolate bar. The cashier asked how I was this evening...REALLY?!!
littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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What comes after 69?............ mouthwash.
ahhlex ahhlex 22-25, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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