A young man, searching for a house of ill repute, was directed to a street down by the river, When he got there he knocked at the door of one of the houses. He asked the very good...
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair...
What did the grape say when it was crushed?
Nothing it just let out
A little wine
My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.
My sister is farting in her sleep now 😂😂
Q:Why can’t a bike stand on its own?
A: It’s two tired.
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.
Mcdonalds serves breakfast all day if you have a gun.
Abbott and Costello Who's on First
One of the funniest bits ever.
Q: What is blue and goes ding dong?
A: An Avon lady at the North Pole!
Q: what's orange, hairy, has 800 teeth and 4 tails?
Easily amused. Yep, that's me. Stick me in front of that guilty dog clip on YTube, and I will laugh my socks off; no matter how many times I've seen it.
Starbucks is cheap... Compared to what Victoria's Secret charges per cup!XD
A gentleman entered a busy florist shop that displayed a large sign that read "Say It With Flowers." "Wrap up one rose," he told the florist. "Only one?" the florist asked. "Just...
A guy was walking along the street when he saw a crowd of people running towards him. He stopped one of the runners and asked: “What’s happening?”
The runner replied...