Why MEN can never win an argument with WOMEN :-)
I know, it's good to be serious, but can we please just lighten up a little bit? Silliness makes your soul smile!
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all die. In order to get into heaven though, they must go up 100 steps, each containing a joke. The trick is that they must not laugh.
You know they say trees produce air..well their wrong.....Chuck Norris does
Tomorrow is Jamaican hairstyle day at work. I'm just dreading it.
Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life😄
Q: What is heavy forwards but not backwards?
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in your fridge?
You can see its body sticking out.
Barbie gets all the fun.......
Any good female comedians out there?
A blonde and a brunette are driving in a car. Unexpectedly the car stops. The blonde asks:
- What has happened?
- We ran out of petrol, - answers the brunette.
The blonde replies...
Chuck Norris causes earthquakes by kicking a map.
Q: Why can't pirates play cards?
A: Because they're always standing on the deck!
I am confused. I wonder if anyone is feeling the same way too? Like, I am in dire need of answers, to questions I cannot even fathom/understand. I must be insane for now...my mind...
Plot twist: Waldo finds himself.