Q: How do u tell if a girl is ticklish?
Teacher: how do u spell Czechoslovakia?
Student : oh well, you never do that, you simply copy paste
I rarely like story type jokes, but enjoy people with an active sense of humour.....
I love love love john mulaney, aziz ansari, Kevin hart, and Dane cook.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh? A: Tickle its balls
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
Chuck Norris makes carrots see in the dark
I like comedians. I like Gabriel Iglesias & Anthony Jeselnik.
Q: How do you eat a squirrel? A: You spread its little legs.
Roses are red that much is true,,,,,, but violets are purple not f-king blue.
A cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions.
"Ever have an accident?"
"Nope, nary a one."
Q: What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A: The NBA.