It's very hard to offend me...sometimes...okay, depending on my mood. :0)
An 80-year-old man is having his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how
he's feeling. "I've never been better!" he replies. "I've got an 18-year-old
bride who's pregnant and...
BBahahahahahaha.. I might do the same to my sis..
Q: What did a team of doctors studying Nicole Richie's eating habits conclude?
A: She should eat foods rather than cocaine and vodka!
Q: Why isn't Nicole Richie...
Homeless Guys Jokes
A bum asked me, "Give me $10 till payday." I asked, "When's payday?" He said, "I don't know, you're the one who is working!"
A bum came up to me saying, "I...
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first.
Fun Things to do in an Elevator
- Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.
- Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
- Crack open your...
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said, "Cough...
Three nurses died at the same time & went to heaven where they were met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter.
To the first, he asked, "What did you do on Earth and why...
Q: What's the new CBS sitcom 50 lbs about?
A: Nicole Richie's weight!
Q: Why was Nicole Richie released from jail after only 82 minutes?
A: She was only sentenced to jail for 2...
Anyone watched George carlin's stand ups
I work at a Mexican restaurant even though I hate Mexican food
This woman came in with her daughter and I brought over salsa and chips, the girl was probably 6ish and she asks "Is...