I have 2 siblings. One is lost. Whom do I know better than the other?
A Baby is learning. She calls her Father "Daddy" first and then she calls her Mother, "Mommy" second. Then she learns how to walk. What did she do first? As a result of a...
Husband: Darling, why are these defective condoms lying on the sofa ?
Wife: what..!! where...??
Wife: (after realizing) stop calling our children defective condoms.!!
Joke: A man goes to church and tells the priest "Father, I almost cheated on my wife."
The priest asks him "How do you almost cheat on your wife?"
The man says "Well, me and the...
U heard the joke abt the roller coaster???....... Its complicated ...Theres alot of twists to it!!
U heard the joke abt the popcorn?........ Its kinda corny!!
You heard the joke abt the wall???....... I just cant get over it!!!
You heard the joke abt tge pencil??........ Actually it has no point to it!!
"Does this dress make me look fat?"
"No, you were fat before."
Frig off lahey.....................
An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scot were sitting in a bar. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, the food exceptional.
'Y'ken,' said the Scotsman, 'I still prefer the pubs...
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed
As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they
accidentally bump into a wall. They hear a faint moan.
They open the...
A guy married an ugly girl sometime after that he goes to jail leaving her pregnant. 10 years after he comes back home. where is my boy he asks. i'm sorry honey he was so ugly that...
A serial killer catches 2 guys and a girl. he asks the first guy what's your name ? the first one says Tom the serial killer kills him. he then asks the girl what's your name ? she...
2 patrons at an Indian restaurant were rushed to hospital after accidentally snorting curry powder which they mistook for cokaine.
One was reportedly in a korma while the other...