Haha this is soooo true lol anybody else see it?!
“Did you hear the one about the woman who threw her toaster away because it kept burning the bread? She was black toast intolerant.”
Q: Why can't the blonde put in a light bulb?
A: She kept breaking them with the hammer.
Honesty is the best policy
A lady is having a bad day at the tables in Vegas. Down to her last $100, completely exasperated, she cries, "What rotten luck! What in the world...
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff. He thinks he's smarter being a big shot lawyer and has a better education than a sheriff.
The sheriff asks for license...
Watching people on the beach to jazzy music can be quite fun, had a wonderful time on Mt. Irvine beach the last day of Tobago Jazz Experience :)
I've come to realize the voices in my head are having a better time than me I'm gonna go have a few drunks with them
When I worked in fast food I once had someone ask me "is there cheese on the cheeseburger?" Completely serious.
I replied with a doubtful but entertained smile "on the... The...
What do you call a mammogram for pigs?
I will tell you a Chemistry joke but I know I would not get a reaction.
Q: “Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
A: He was bacon in the heat.”
The proud father brought home a backyard swing set for his children and immediately started to assemble it with all the neighborhood children anxiously waiting to play on it. After...
“I tried to finish the leftovers, but ... foiled again.”
I told my colleague before that I have a 'secret' social network site that i am addicted to. He makes some jokes about it from time to time, so today he was asking me if I am ever...
Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to
tell her that he was misbehaving.
"Wait a minute," she said...