Such an adorable smile!!! Those lovely eyes... LMAO..I bet this guy is more pphotogenic than the rest of us, Hahahaha...
Q: What is a dogs favorite food?
A: Anything that is on your plate.
This is me every Monday after a long weekend with 4 kids at home.
A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter. So he put a note under the windshield wiper that...
The English Version
Then there was the Cockney who entered a spelling contest.
His word was "Auspice."
He spelled it wrong.
I ain't gonna talk to Australia until she talks to me first!!Hahahaha!
Five reasons not to be a peni.s:
1) Your head is bald forever
2) You live between two nuts
3) An asshol.e lives behind you
4) Your best mate’s a cun.t
5) When you get excited...
An old lady, a difficult independent, use to sit on a bench in a park to feed the pigeons.
One day, she brought with her a whole bun of fresh bread just to feed her daily company...
We were having dinner at my grandparents' house, and my little cousin was asking us silly questions, she asked 'why did the shop close when the rope broke and the kids couldn't get...
I just saw the commercial, it's called pba-pseudobulbar affect
Sunday after church, a Mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson was about.
The daughter answered, *'Don't be scared, you'll get your quilt.'*
Needless to say, the Mom...
Mary's fourth grade homework assignment was to make sentences using the words in her spelling list, along with the definition. Coming across the word "frugal" in the list, she...
Haha XD this gif though
I've seen it before, but it's alway funny :P
I'm Human - Yes, I'm weird but at least I have a sense of humor. I do have a sense of humor, I just find it hypocritical that others can make fun of me but I can't make fun of...
The Car Wash
A church choir was putting on a car wash to raise money for a special trip to Bethlehem.
They made a large sign that read: CAR WASH FOR CHOIR TRIP. On the scheduled...