A man tells his friend, "My wife is an angel."
His friend replies, "Lucky you. Mine's still alive."
This pic.... Or just this fuckking movie.
Hahaha! That's funny 😄😄😄😄
Q: Why did the barber win the race?
A: Because he took a short cut.
50 Shades of Grey meme
Thank you, HotMessExpress, for the inspiration!
This must be somebody's fantasy
I laugh the loudest at really stupid movies. when I am alone.
Sometimes I'll be alone or people are near me but I don't know them or they're doing something else and I'll think about a funny memory and just start laughing really hard with no...
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a formal party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit...
“Despite pressure to clean up their act, most dirtbags live in a vacuum.”
Some people are so poor, all they have is money..
i think my cowboy boots are older than you
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things.
"Mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?" he asked his mother.
"He thinks a...