I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming.
Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with...
For me,, I will eat the cake first then I drink water... Hahaha
I love it even not funny so much haha
My wife, my two year old son and I visited our friends. They had become parents a little more than three months ago of a sweet little daughter named Michelle.
Yo mama so fat when she walked by the tv I missed 3 episodes!
Oooooohhhh!! No ;-;
.-. I hate yo mama jokes
I don't no why this is funny lol they're beside each other
yo mama so ugly shes the reason why waldo is always hiding
I like to make people laugh, its a beautiful thing to put a smile on someone's face.
Did you hear about the ATM addicted to money?
I heard he's having....withdrawals!;))
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
Little Emma returned from the birthday party and her mother asked: “Did you say ‘thank you’?”
“Well, no,” replied the little girl. “Y’see, the girl ahead of me...
A plumber was called to woman’s apartment in New York City to repair a leaking pipe. When he arrived he was pleased to discover that the woman was quite a luscious, well-stacked...
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home." "Why?" asked somebody from the audience. "I...
So I've been laughing at this for a while 😂
Ha ha ha I bet it's true of many guys here as well as FB :P