This man deserves a medal hahaha
I am ticklish but if you dare to tickle me I'm going to slap you with a potato =_=
There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.
“The divers had to be careful, the octopus was heavily armed.”
A guy wants to become a magician so he goes out and buys a magician book. Later he gathers his family around the living room for his first trick. Reading his new book he reaches...
“If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, ... just intense negotiations, pretty much every 28 days.”
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As
she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his
stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest...
Biscuits & Doughnuts!
An admiral visits one of the ships under his command. While eating breakfast with the crew he was impressed to see the naval insignia stamped on every biscuit...
The Birds and The Bees
A teacher was giving her six-year-olds class their first lesson about the birds and the bees.
"When you grow up, you will get married and after about a...
A Girl's First Time
As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're...
Trying a New Drink
A man goes into a bar very thirsty. He sits down waiting for the bartender to see him.
The man next to him calls for the bartender saying, "I'll have another...
Fleas, Samuel... Fleas. How COULD you? Lol! forever a classic!
Please help me find the right caption :)) lmfao
What were they thinking??