Q: How do you make a pool table laugh? A: Tickle its balls
Q: How do you eat a squirrel? A: You spread its little legs.
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
Roses are red that much is true,,,,,, but violets are purple not f-king blue.
Q: What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A: The NBA.
Q: What do you call Iron Man without his suit? A: Stark naked!
Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? A: A Homer Simpson,,
Q: What did Boy George say to Micheal Jackson? A: "You Beat It, beat it, and I'll comma comma
Q: What do you call an teacher who touches up his students? A: a PDF File.
I love love love john mulaney, aziz ansari, Kevin hart, and Dane cook.
I love watching stand up comedy, some of my favourite comedians would probably be childish gambino (Donald Glover), Michael McIntyre, Russel Howard, Eddie murphey in 'Raw' and so...