When my daughter was about 4 i was explaining to her how everything in life has consequences. Later that eve when her dad arrived she was pretend playing with her tea set and...
If you're ever cold just stand in a corner.
They're usually around 90 Degrees.
My 5 year old son said I needed to take him to the vet. I asked why and after raising his arms he said, "because these puppies are sick".
"Merry Christmas hoe's"? This is made by my nieces and daughters. At the end they wrote merry Christmas hoes. They're 18 so whatever. Made me laugh.
I laughed way too hard at this!
Age: 18 I rock my hair back and forth. Age: 40 I drive my kids back and forth. Age: 60 I rock my chair back and forth