all I need is a box and some foam peanuts,
best day ever
"If there's a chicken pox, is there a frog pox?"
- asked by six-year old Blueberry
I'm laughing because
Me and Jake were eating pizza. And Jake was kinda dancing to the noise in the background
The noise in the background is coming from the dishwasher...
machine outside the gym... ATM machine haha
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
What is the fruitiest lesson?
History, because it's full of dates!
yo mamas so fat that she has more chins than a chinese phone book
My dog rolled over and then she licked her nose hahaha
Girl:" I'm not angry I'm just explaining"
Two little boys are starting kindergarten. The first Littleboy says my dad is a Carpenter. The second little boy says my dad is a lawyer.
The first little boy says honest? The...
Mary's fourth grade homework assignment was to make sentences using the words in her spelling list, along with the definition.
Coming across the word "frugal" in the list, she...
Father Christmas was not in a very good frame of mind - in fact he was very depressed.
That morning after breakfast, Mrs Santa had told him that her Mother wasoming over to stay...