Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A: A baseball team.
Little Johnny... Geometry
Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'"
Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day...
I love when little kids say things because they say nothing but the truth and it's cute no matter what they say
A blonde and brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work one day and the blonde had a rope around her waist. The brunette asked why she had a rope tied around...
Here's a funny joke
'Man is like spider, Bound to have sticky hand after being on web'
With NFL football upon us, I want to give a shout out to all the Bronco fans
I know it's old but I say "That's what she said" a lot.
RATED PG. (Photo attached) This is terrible!!!! I can't believe they would do something like this.
Please pm me where I can find this. LOL
The moment I'm with my little baby cousins & his cuties friends they say the funniest words !!
If I was an orangatan, I would put on a face like this all the time. :D
How about this one:
Sylvester the Cat recently died of an untweetabe canary-ial disease.
What did the stuttering bible salesman say to a prospective buyer?
Answer; in a prolonged stutter " Would you like to buy a bible" followed by a no-stuttering " or would ya like...