I'll be talking to someone who says something random and I get right into it haha. Or when little squirrels are playing in the yard I get so amused.
Wife asks husband, "How many women have you slept with?" Husband proudly replies,
"Only you, Darling - With all the others, I was awake."
Hospital Visiting Hours are 10 am to 4...
Chuck Norris killed an army of 5000 with 2 shots. And the first shot was a warning
This is for people who know about the band Of Mice and Men.
Life is a Carnival
Yesterday my sisters and I took our kids (ages 7 thru 12) to a local fair.
The cousins enjoyed each other's company as they hopped from ride to ride with...
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
:D This one made me laugh, it's not really a photo, more of a FACT
The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
did you catch it? bet not lmao
Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
Derek and Clive.
I shall say no more.