Olivia Newton John - Please Mr. Please
Michael Bolton - How Am I Supposed To Live Without You
Led Zeppelin is bae ( pic )
~CHRISTMAS GIFT SUGGESTION~
1) To your enemy - Forgiveness
2) To an opponent - Tolerance
3) To a friend - Your heart
4) To a customer - Service
5) To all - Charity
6) To every...
Nicolette Larson - Lotta Love
Pink Floyd - Hey You...
Hey you out there in the cold
Getting lonely getting old
Can you feel me?
Hey you standing in the aisles
With itchy feet and fading smiles
Can you feel...
She was fierce, she was strong, she wasn't simple. She was crazy and sometimes she barely slept. She always had something to say. She had flaws and that was okay. And when she was...
Elegance does not consist in putting on a new dress. - Coco Chanel
a residence student named Susan,
has claimed that she's always losin'
her keys and her rings,
and some fancy things,
but only on nights when she's boozin'.
the Callaghan girls were obese,
the four of them all walked like geese;
in defence, their mom said,
"my girls are well fed,
but then there's my cute ton of niece!"
an unfortunate family named Finn
all had a prodigious chin;
when they each grew a beard,
it was as they feared,
they were so big their cousins moved in.
The Black Keys - Tighten Up
a woman who loved a high-rigger,
said to her best friend, "go figure.
he's so little up there
in the thinnest of air,
but down here? Well, everything's bigger!"
A nightmare of you
Of death in the pool
Wakes me up at quarter to three
I'm lying on the floor of the night before
With a stranger lying next to me
a scientist deep in confusion,
pursued his most constant delusion;
he said, as he sought it,
"by God, now I've got it,
the secret to nuclear fusion!"
a funny old codger who drank,
one night found himself in the tank,
said, "It's not what you think,
oh yes, I might drink,
but this establishment's beneath my rank."