I crawl down the stairs, bruised, beaten,
My own hand smoked with bloody execution.
In search of something more, something to satisfy my hunger.
My never-ending, soulless...
It's okay for you to hate me for all the things I've done I've made a few mistakes but I'm not the only one...
It's caving in around me what I thought was solid ground I tried to look the other way but I couldn't turn around
She was fierce, she was strong, she wasn't simple. She was crazy and sometimes she barely slept. She always had something to say. She had flaws and that was okay. And when she was...
Elegance does not consist in putting on a new dress. - Coco Chanel
a residence student named Susan,
has claimed that she's always losin'
her keys and her rings,
and some fancy things,
but only on nights when she's boozin'.
the Callaghan girls were obese,
the four of them all walked like geese;
in defence, their mom said,
"my girls are well fed,
but then there's my cute ton of niece!"
an unfortunate family named Finn
all had a prodigious chin;
when they each grew a beard,
it was as they feared,
they were so big their cousins moved in.
a woman who loved a high-rigger,
said to her best friend, "go figure.
he's so little up there
in the thinnest of air,
but down here? Well, everything's bigger!"
a scientist deep in confusion,
pursued his most constant delusion;
he said, as he sought it,
"by God, now I've got it,
the secret to nuclear fusion!"
a funny old codger who drank,
one night found himself in the tank,
said, "It's not what you think,
oh yes, I might drink,
but this establishment's beneath my rank."
a girl who had promised her bod
to the entire varsity squad;
when she saw them all lined up,
all of the boys she had signed up,
she thought to herself "Oh, my god!"
"Suddenly she realized what she was regretting was not the lost past but the lost future not what had not been but what would never be"
the clumsy young Countess of Ware
set foot at the top of the stair,
but what happened next
has everyone vexed;
she was found at the bottom, I swear.
said the old Bishop of Stoke,
who often stepped out for a smoke,
"well, I'm a professional,
I use the confessional
whenever I want to snort coke."
~CHRISTMAS GIFT SUGGESTION~
1) To your enemy - Forgiveness
2) To an opponent - Tolerance
3) To a friend - Your heart
4) To a customer - Service
5) To all - Charity
6) To every...
"The Longer You Wait For Something, The More You Appreciate It When You Get It. Because Anything Worth Having Is Definitely Worth Waiting For. True Love Is Worth The Wait...
In the old rugged cross,
Stained with blood so divine,
A wondrous be auty I see;
For 'twas on that old cross
Jesus suffered and died
To pardon and sanctify me.
So I'll cherish...